last weekend, it was ajouma stripper class.
today, kindergarten belly dance class, complete with bright yellow, sequined, gauzy middle eastern belly dance garb.
jigga what?
i was on the star machine, dripping with sweat. i looked at the dance studio to my right. i saw a little girl and her mother talking to a young woman. said young woman is said little girl's belly dance instructor.
the thing is, the little girl was GOOD. she sashayed around the studio like a stripper would sashay around on a stage. she had the moves down, including the twirling of a sheer yellow piece of fabric. she would twirl it around her head, make a little thing to peek out of, then seduce you with her eyes as she peered through the sheerness.
did i mention this chick was like five?
i thought koreans were conservative. i never would call a 5-year old sexy, especially not a 5-year old korean girl.
when she gets to high school, her parents will regret their decision to enroll her in belly dance lessons. oh will they be sorry. but one young lad will be quite happy...
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