Monday, March 2, 2009

i am not a fat american.

i joined a gym tonight.  my darling fake boyfriend brandon took me to 'body star' (oh la la), a quite fancy gym (i somewhat prefer the serf, it is less intimidating) that i now belong to for three months.  the only foreigner in a sea of koreans, i feel scared and nervous and perhaps would prefer to starve myself than to work out there.

the gym man asked my friend brandon if i worked out.  i think the gym man believes that i have never worked out in my life.  yes it has been a few months since a real hard workout, but i would beg to differ if someone said that i was a fat tub of lard.  i am not retarded.  i have been on exercise equipment before, albeit a few months ago.  if only the gym man had been to america to witness how big foreigners really are.  

i am a do it yourselfer.  i do not like to be pestered.  i hope that no helpful gym people deem it necessary to help me tomorrow.  i prefer to be alone with my ipod whilst at the gym.  

there are some pretty attractive korean men there, though.  i never knew that korean men could have bulging biceps.  none of my students do, at least that i can tell from their skin tight shirts.  perhaps this is where all the attractive men are kept.

6 am tomorrow.  i have a date with the body star.  i hope it is quiet so i can make a fool of myself where none can see.

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