Sunday, January 18, 2009

ask a korean and you shall receive.

every time that i go to starbucks in korea, i see their in-house mugs.  i covet them.  i want one.  every time i ask them if i can buy one, they say that they are for in-house drinks only.  they have starbucks mugs to purchase, but they only have the signature starbucks logo.  the in-house cups have hangul writing on them.

what better souvenir than a hangul korean starbucks cup?

good luck getting one.  the starbucks girls are like nazis.

but when one is in such a predicament, theft is always an option.

no, i did not steal a starbucks cup.  i am not above stealing bar glasses in the states, as that is my country and i know how to deal with american people if i get caught.  i will not steal coffee cups in korea, as i do not know how to deal with korean people if i get caught.  

i may be above stealing cups, but i am not above telling my students that i will love them forever if they steal me a cup.  i have told several students that i am in hot pursuit of said cup.  i finally told the right person...

as i finished my level five class this morning, sunny, a lovely man in his thirties, reached into his bag and pulled out my starbucks cup.  every class within a two or three room radius of my class could hear me yell, 'THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!"

nothing makes a teacher happy like a stolen cup.  well, except, maybe a stolen cup full of americano.

one side of the cup says, in hangul, 'for in store use only.'  the other says something about starbucks being a creative place.  haha, not so creative that one can jack a cup from their store.

this incident reminds me of my first month of classes in korea.  i asked a class of students how to find an electronics store.  they asked me what i needed, i said 'a dvd player,' and then one student said, 'no, i have one at home, i will bring it for you.'

i have been brought prescription drugs when throwing up like a mad woman.  i can only wonder what they would do if i said i needed a box of tampons or condoms.

probably blush.

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