Monday, April 6, 2009

red green would be so proud.

korea is getting warm.  because of this, i opted to keep my laundry rack outside on my little balcony, rather than bring it inside like i normally do when it is cold.  my balcony area is small and requires a bit of stomach-suckage-in to get around when my laundry rack is up and covered in clothes.  there is this big orange tube that runs from my washing machine through a hole in the ground to the place where dirty laundry water goes.  

i accidentally stepped on said tube while i was hanging up clothes.  i heard a little crack.

'shit shit shit do i have to go talk to crazy betty and her crazier father?'  

crazy father is my landlord and crazy betty is his english-speaking daughter.  she is kind of bitchy.  i make all efforts to avoid her.  crazy father is cute, as he speaks no english, yet he still speaks to me like i speak perfect korean.  i smile and wave and nod and give him the benefit of the doubt that i do know what the fuck he is talking about by pretending and feigning interest.

i finished hanging up my clothes.  i examined the tube.  there was a small crack.  this clearly would be a problem without repair, as the dirty laundry water drains to somewhere through this cracked tube.

and then it came to me.

'i bet i can duct-tape this right up!'  i said this aloud.

i came inside and dug around in the drawer that has accumulated loads of random types of tape, all left from previous owners.  i found a roll of some sort of plastic-y/rubbery tape, as well as some brown packaging tape.  i figured that these two combined would, perhaps, save me from crazy betty.  i went back to the balcony, crouched down, and began to roll the tape around the tube.  it looks like a big orange snake that was wounded in battle and has a big yellowish/brownish bandage.

i will try it out next week when i do laundry.

i quite enjoy macgyver-ing things up.  i did a real dandy job on my toilet a couple weeks ago.

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