hot for teacher?

do i give off a lesbian vibe?

i was pretty sure that i gave off the 'i love men and everything about them' vibe, over and over again.

i'm pretty sure that one of my (female) students has the hots for me.  i've only ever had chicks hit on me while i was working at the bar, never in a sober state.  strange, i can't just run away from the drunk lesbians.  i have to teach the sober lesbians.  

wait, i thought all koreans were heterosexual...

i was having my students write about conditional statements.  i was having them practice writing things like, 'if i were you, i would drink more soju.'

said student wrote as follows:

"if i went back to the past, i would meet a girl who became my teacher.  if i met this girl, i would be a good friend of her.  if i was a good friend of her, we would do many things together.  if we did many things together, i would like her more.  if i liked her more, i'd hug and kiss her often.  if i hugged her often, many friends would tease us, 'you are lesbians.' if many friends teased us, i'd kill them..."

i'm not so worried about the lesbian bit, as i am about being killed whilst in class.

but really, do i give off the lez vibe?  i've been told bi-sexual before, but really, kendra the lesbian?